Hello. My name is jackichen007.
And I am a dinosaur. A Tyrannosaurus Rex, to be exact. Sometimes I wish I could use my
forearms, but they're only good for picking apart grapes from the stem. But, I do have the sweetest set of teeth. They could probably bite off your head in 1.234 X 10^-2938749283674293765 seconds FLAT.
Actually, I wish I was a dinosaur. Or maybe a seal. Yeah, seals rock too. They can swim really fast. Penguins can race against them. It would be sweet if I could be a penguin also. I also like orangutans. They freaking rock so hard that sometimes I lose my hair over it. They are incredible. They like to eat fruit, like bananas.
Ok, but seriously. I am a cool person. I like to study. Oh my gosh, sometimes I study so much that I just start crying blood. It is seriously the most exciting thing you have ever seen. One day they're going to write medical journals about this condition. Oh boy, I can't wait! The anticipation! I hope my friends will buy copies of the scientific journals and I'll be able to sign my name with my bloody tears. That would be the most fucking awesome thing EVER.
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☆☆ [brands]
-Metamorphose temps de fille
-Innocent World
-ATELIER BOZ
-h.naoto DARK RED RUM
-Baby, the Stars Shine Bright: ALICE AND THE PIRATES
-Moi-même-Moitié
-BLACK PEACE NOW
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-Vivienne Westwood
-tokidoki
-Tarina Tarantino
-Anna Sui
-Betsey Johnson
♪♪ [bands]
BASICALLY if I was married to L'Arc~en~Ciel and HYDE, then D'espairsRay would be my mistress.
I LIKE OTHER MUSIC TOO BUT I AM TOO LAZY TO LIST. DOES THIS EVEN FUCKING MATTER? CHECK MY COMMUNITIES IF YOU ARE THAT BORED. THE END
★★ [movies]
COMEDIES! I love Will Ferrell, Jim Carrey, Ben Stiller, and Steve Carell. And anything with Christian Bale in it. YEAH.
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♥ HI I LIKE TO EAT ANIMALS
But if you don't, that is cool too. However, PETA can suck my butt...
♥ While on the subject of food, I really like drinking 蘋果西打 - Apple Sidra. It is an apple soda that is pretty damn good.
♥ and YES I AM A BRANDWHORE
SO SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LET ME DROWN IN MY RETAIL THERAPY
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